13 of Livi’s Blue Envelopes

Ok, so the title is bad. It’s the best I could come up with.

I bought 13 Little Blue Envelopes by Maureen Johnson today which is exciting. Then I got attacked by Zoe in the bental centre so she came to my house to eat pot noodle via my kettle. Then my mother got home and Zoe left for her graphics exams and I ate my lunch which consisted of salad and a slice of pie that i didn’t like so i didn’t eat much of it. It had ham and turkey and apricots in it. I don’t like it when meat is mixed with fruit. Apart from pork and apple, I like pork and apple.

As Livi mentioned in her blog (link in the not so quite at the side but more at the bottom bar) we have been cordially invited to Maureen and Charlie’s gathering. Smiles. We love Maureen and Charlie. I didn’t mention this in yesterdays blog but one of many reasons why I like Chameleon Circuit’s album is that in the song “Exterminate, Regenerate” where Charlie sings from the point of view of Davros NSG(the music man) has put some cool effect on charlie’s voice that makes it sound extremely sexy. Anyway, moving on. The gathering means that I can get Maureen to sign 13lbe and Charlie to sign my copy of Chameleon Circuit’s album. Awesome or what.

Other news includes the fact that there is a new Green innocent smoothie on the market that I bought today. It’s exciting because it’s green. And I have replenished my supply of Chupa Chups that got very low yesterday.

Now I’m going to go and try and remember the case study lessons that I ignored in Geography in yr 10.

Amen and Out.

BEDA#9:Purple or Green?

I am wearing green nail varnish on my left hand and purple on my right. Is this odd. My father told me that I have to wear nail varnish of all one colour tomorrow. This is interesting. Should I wear Purple or Green. The Purple and the Green go quite well together. They also match my hoodie which is purple and green.

Today I’ve actually done a fair amount of revision. Partially because my dad had the day off work and so could sit at home and supervise me. This meant telling me that if I did an hour’s work solid on Romeo and Juliet I would get a special prize.

The special prize was to go to the butchers to buy lamb chops.

This morning I was woken up by my cat at 7:00 am. I did not perceive this to be fair. Just because my bed happens to be my cat’s chosen location of slumber does not mean that I can’t sleep there too. So in the end it came down to a battle for supremacy. It was close, but I won. I picked him up carried him down stairs and closed the dining room door. My cat went and sat on the roof of the shed to lick his wounds. I felt superior. 

After I bought lamb chops my father and I went to a garden centre and bought herbs and lettuce and chocolate bunnies. I have a thing about chocolate bunnies.

I think it’s the bells.

My mum’s friend came round for lunch. She didn’t eat anything. She doesn’t usually. She drank tea instead out of the big mug with black and white cats around the edge. I like my mum’s friend, she has a fake house. It has radiators that aren’t radiators.

We now have a collection of chocolate bunnies. They’re breeding. My mother’s concerned.

I’ll wear Blue.